He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass.
So drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug, Chug a lug
Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug
Drink! Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug, Chug a Lug


Drink it down you Zulu Warrior 
Drink it down you Zulu Chief Chief Chief Chief
I Zulu Zulu Zulu
I Zulu Zulu Zulu
Why are we waiting 
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting so Fucking long


HEAD!
Who said head?
I'll take some of that,
So I did, and it was good
And there was much rejoicing.
We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees & bushes & flowers,
We fucked like Vikings
With horns on our HEAD!

(repeat once)

Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting so fucking long.


Her left tit hangs down to her belly
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit did equal her right tit
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting 
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long








Here's to the hasher
He's true blue
He's a hasher through & through
Hey!
He's a piss pot so they say
Tried to go heaven but he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting 
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long


Himmmmm
Himmmmm
Fuuuck himmmm
Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting
Could be fornicating
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long
(Alternately use Herrrrrrrr or Themmmm)


He aught to be publicly pissed on
He aught to be publicly shot
Bang, Bang
He aught to be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester & rot
Now he may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me
Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting 
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Macon,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down






Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
Lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,
Barmen.


Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.
Down, Down, Drink it all Down
Drink it all Down, Drink all of that Beer
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.
Drink it down, down, down, down . . .


Why was he born so pitiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no fuckin' use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
So, drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Why are we waiting 
Could be fornicating 
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long


The Safety Hash
(to the tune of Safety Dance)

You can hash if you want to 
You can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't hash
And if they don't hash
Then their 
No friends of mine.
Drink it down down down down....


The way we like to fuck

Tits down 
Ass up
That's the way we like to fuck
Drink it down down down down....